'Just Redact Everything' Conspiracy Theory Graphic T-Shirt
'Just Redact Everything' Conspiracy Theory Graphic T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight cotton tee carries a wink for anyone who spends days buried in documents, FOIA requests, or office mysteries. The front illustration — a fedora-wearing Government Agent hunched over a redaction pen amid stacks of folders, coffee, and a cluttered corkboard — reads like an insider’s joke: “Just Redact Everything.” It’s quiet, a little mischievous, and made to be worn on long workdays, late-night edits, or casual meetups with fellow archivists and privacy-minded friends. The soft ring-spun cotton sits comfortably against the skin while the clean crew neck keeps the silhouette tidy. Wear it when you’re untangling messy paperwork, trading war stories at the agency break room, or slipping into a relaxed weekend errand run — it signals the kind of dry humor and practical focus that people in documentation and records work will recognize and enjoy.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck prints; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified; meets EU safety standards and includes 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean