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lightweight tee carries a loud, lived-in energy. The illustrated character clutching her back in pajamas and bunny slippers says it all: mornings can hurt, but laughter helps. The breathable ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin while the bold, colorful print keeps the mood playful. Wear it at slow weekend mornings, casual hangouts, or during low-key birthday celebrations when you want to joke about getting older without taking yourself too seriously. It’s comfortable enough for all-day lounging and bright enough to start a conversation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz\/yd²) — soft and breathable\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified\u003cbr\u003e- Prints applied via DTG\/DTF where specified; made in Bangladesh with EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern 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