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A sleepy-haired character wrapped in a cozy robe clutches a steaming mug as a playful hand-lettered line admits: I’m trying not to look like a crackhead in the morning — but first coffee. The illustration pops against the clean cotton, making this shirt feel like a wink between friends during bleary commutes, slow weekend breakfasts, or busy school runs. 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